There Are Many Types Of Wives, Husbands

Ten Different Types Of Husbands:
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND-He does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than his wife. Not serious about marriage life.
2: ACIDIC HUSBAND-He is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.
3: SLAVE HUSBAND-Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. He likes his wife to perform old traditions and hates being called by his first name.
4: GENERAL HUSBAND-He is a husband for every woman. Loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.
5: DRY HUSBAND-Very moody and stingy, doesn’t consider wife’s emotions, doesn’t make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humour.
6: PANADOL HUSBAND-Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. He is clever and knows wife’s weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.
7: PARASITE HUSBAND Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife’s money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8: BABY HUSBAND-Irresponsible and childish and can’t make decisions on his own without asking his Mother, Father or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9: VISITING HUSBAND-Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.
10: CARING HUSBAND-Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for his family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.
So guys which one are you?
Nine Different Types Of Wives
1. BOXING WIVES-These are the type of wives that fight with their husbands deliberately just to provoke him to anger. These kind of women are ready to fight with the husband mostly in the public area to create a scene.
2. HEADMASTER WIVES-These are the wives that are well paid in either their career or business but they disrespect and put their husband down because they have the financial edge over their husbands.
3. POLICE WIVES-This type is very common. These are the wives that inspect or police their husbands everywhere they go. When the husband goes to the bathroom, she picks up his phone to quickly check his messages. If the husband is making a call, they hide behind the door to listen to every conversation. If the husband goes out, they make sure he is followed and has friends that keep an extra eye on the husband activities.
4. DICTIONARY WIFE-These are the wives that don’t listen to the advise of their husbands but rather they prefer to listen to their mothers or sisters or friends. Whenever the husband says something, they quickly go to verify from either the mothers, sisters, friends, e.t.c like a dictionary to know if she should go ahead with what the husband instructed or not.
5. PARTY WIVES-They prefer to buy every available “asoebi”, shoes and bags to attend any available party even though her family does not have the financial muscle to entertain such expenses. They are readily available at every party and owambe thereby neglecting their children, husband and home.
6. PAMPERED WIVES-These are also known as daddy’s little girl. They call and report their husbands to their father at any slight argument or conversation. The rich ones are highly dangerous especially when the husband is working directly for the father.
7. DUSTBIN WIVES-The name might sound harsh but they exist. These wives leave the home unkempt and dirty and you only see them rushing to clean the house only when they have a visitor at the door.
8. GOD FEARING WIVES-They are caring and loving. Provides emotional needs and creates extra time for members of family. Guides home spiritually, very responsible and treats husbands and family with respect.
9. FACEBOOK WIVES-They are always on the internet, instagram, posting pictures with twisted legs, chatting and even forget to do basic chores because they want to know what is happening on FB.
So ladies which of these one are you?